I’m still

gon make my datemate watch uwe boll mmovies w/ me

cause sitting through that is true commitment

basedona10000caloriediet:

kinzilauren:

maarkhoppus:

caucasianandwhite:

maarkhoppus:

fall out boy, paramore and justin timberlake on the iTunes top 10 charts wow hello 2006 

i wasnt even alive in 2006

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why the fuck is a six year old on tumblr

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tagged: #This is a queue

(Source: allthatihate)

tagged: #FNAF #oM F G

namhsikcus:

Checking Pirate’s Cove at the very last second like:

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black-quadrant:

the-official-hate-of-pants:

cosplaykinky:

reasons to masturbate:

  • stress relief
  • self exploration
  • post-masturbatory afterglow relaxation
  • strengthens the pelvic floor
  • burns calories!
  • pain relief from period cramps
  • self confidence!!!!

what

does this really need further explanation

bijoux-et-mineraux:

Rhodochrosite & clear Fluorite on Goethite - Peru

queertodaygonetomorrow:

atane:

wristxrocket:

dear-drifter:

lilightfoot:

Remember.rambl

his life was totally in danger.

^^^^

True story; this officer (John Pike) got a settlement of $38,000 because he said he got depressed after pepper spraying these kids. Oh, the depression wasn’t for feeling remorseful for pepper spraying a bunch of college kids peacefully protesting. He got depressed because he said since the media kept playing the video of him pepper spraying peaceful kids without cause, he got threats and didn’t feel safe. He didn’t feel safe. I’m not making that up. This motherfucker collected nearly 40 grand on worker’s comp after assaulting a bunch of college kids.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/10/23/pepper-spray-cop-settlement_n_4152147.html

(Source: kropotkindersurprise)

dajo42:

"tea is just leaf water!" "yeah well coffee is just bean water!" wow, it’s. it’s like everything is made of things. this door is just wood rectangle. this poster is just ink paper. this lemonade is just lemon water. wow, it’s like you can combine ingredients to make things that are more enjoyable than the initial parts of the equation. sure is a magical world we live in

rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

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kommandanthydra:

Deadpool + Unemployment + Debt

Accurate.

tagged: #accurate

velocitiestrumpet:

themrcreepypasta:

waterbendingmedic:

3mbr:

THE SIXTH GIF IN YOUR GIF FOLDER REPRESENTS YOUR REACTION TO WORKING HERE FOR A WEEK

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OMG 

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tagged: #This is a queue

milkykore:

Gustav Eberlein: “Dornauszieher”

(Source: wettingmyappetite)

disgustinganimals:

lawebloca:

lizard drinking soda

use the straw. use the freaking straw. that’s why we have the straw.