gon make my datemate watch uwe boll mmovies w/ me
cause sitting through that is true commitment
fall out boy, paramore and justin timberlake on the iTunes top 10 charts wow hello 2006
i wasnt even alive in 2006
why the fuck is a six year old on tumblr
Mucho nerve wracking things
Checking Pirate’s Cove at the very last second like:
reasons to masturbate:
- stress relief
- self exploration
- post-masturbatory afterglow relaxation
- strengthens the pelvic floor
- burns calories!
- pain relief from period cramps
- self confidence!!!!
does this really need further explanation
Rhodochrosite & clear Fluorite on Goethite - Peru
his life was totally in danger.
True story; this officer (John Pike) got a settlement of $38,000 because he said he got depressed after pepper spraying these kids. Oh, the depression wasn’t for feeling remorseful for pepper spraying a bunch of college kids peacefully protesting. He got depressed because he said since the media kept playing the video of him pepper spraying peaceful kids without cause, he got threats and didn’t feel safe. He didn’t feel safe. I’m not making that up. This motherfucker collected nearly 40 grand on worker’s comp after assaulting a bunch of college kids.
"tea is just leaf water!" "yeah well coffee is just bean water!" wow, it’s. it’s like everything is made of things. this door is just wood rectangle. this poster is just ink paper. this lemonade is just lemon water. wow, it’s like you can combine ingredients to make things that are more enjoyable than the initial parts of the equation. sure is a magical world we live in
Deadpool + Unemployment + Debt
THE SIXTH GIF IN YOUR GIF FOLDER REPRESENTS YOUR REACTION TO WORKING HERE FOR A WEEK